DSB:
Remember, Scorpions have very few calories, and they're mostly protein in a crunchy exterior.
I see where you're at with the food and its a head scratcher. You have S&%t to eat but they do get you internet access!
You don't have many choices, past taking your infidel butt into town for a Feelawful.
I have been over there and I hope you have tanning butter,.... but don't cook with it.

I guess one of the ways to watch your food is to just cut back on your portions. Just eat 1/4 or a third less than what you normally eat and workout hard. See how your body takes to that and if it helps at all. But eat 5-6 times a day in small amounts. They've all ready helped you cut back on the booze.

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